More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."
"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."
"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."
"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."
"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."