More quotes by William Goldman, The Princess Bride

"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something."
"Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?"
"True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops."
"The Queen's Pride was his ship, and he loved her. (That was the way his sentences always went: It is raining today and I love you. My cold is better and I love you. Say hello to Horse and I love you. Like that.)"
"When was the last time you read a book? The truth now. And picture books don't count-I mean something with print in it."