More quotes by William Goldman, The Princess Bride

"Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
"Life isn't fair, it's just fairer than death, that's all."
"Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited."
"The Queen's Pride was his ship, and he loved her. (That was the way his sentences always went: It is raining today and I love you. My cold is better and I love you. Say hello to Horse and I love you. Like that.)"
"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something."