"Daemon!"Dee called from the kitchen. "I need your help!""We should go see what she's doing before she destroys your kitchen."He rubbed his hands down his face. "It's possible."
"How long have you been standing there?""Just long enough to see you give Daemon the middle finger.""He deserved it."
"Ash is going to kick your ass, Daemon."Daemon's grin went up a notch. "Nah, she likes my ass too much for that."
"I didn't want to spoil the mood. This was probably the longest Daemon and I had ever spoken without some statement earning him the finger."
"I was feeling the height of bitchiness."
"Because this absolutely insane - the craziest thing I'd ever done. Worse than giving a one-star review, scarier than asking for an interview with an author I'd give my firstborn to eat lunch with, more stupid than kissing Daemon."