More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."
"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."
"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."
"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."
"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"