More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."
"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."
"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."
"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."
"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."