More quotes by Beryl Dov

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."
"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."
"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."
"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."
"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."