More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."
"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."
"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."
"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."