More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."
"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."
"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"
"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."
"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."