More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."
"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."
"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."
"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."
"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."