"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."
"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."
"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"
"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."
"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."
"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."