"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."
"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."
"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."
"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."
"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."
"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."