More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."
"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."
"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."
"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."
"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."