More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."
"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."
"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."
"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."
"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."