Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might... - Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence

"My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice."

"Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend."

"I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone."

"Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend."

"Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend."