More quotes by Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence

"Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend."
— Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence Read More
"Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking."
— Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence Read More
"Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking."
— Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence Read More
"Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend."
— Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence Read More
"Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend."
— Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence Read More