Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence

"Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend."

"Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend."

"Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking."

"Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking."

"Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend."

"Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend."

"I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone."

"My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice."