Don’t give people what they want, give them what they need. - Joss Whedon

"You either have to write or you shouldn't be writing. That's all."

"You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."

"If you're going to make a science fiction movie, then have a hover craft chase, for God's sake."

"I've got a theory, it could be bunnies...I've got a theor-Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposesThey've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.And what's with all the carrots-?What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!...or maybe midgets..."

"I never write anything without humor, just because I like humor, but at the same time, it is a way for anything fantastical to become relatable."