Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it, sauté it, whatev... - Joss Whedon

"You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."

"I've got a theory, it could be bunnies...I've got a theor-Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposesThey've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.And what's with all the carrots-?What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!...or maybe midgets..."

"Why anybody gets my sense of humor I never know, but I do know that when they do, I keep them as close as I possibly can."

"Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it, sauté it, whatever. MAKE."

"If you can't run, you crawl. If you can't crawl-- you find someone to carry you."