Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it, sauté it, whatev... - Joss Whedon

"Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke."

"Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck."

"Everyone has their first date and the object is to hide your flaws. And then you're in a relationship, and it's all about hiding your disappointment. And then, once you're married, it's about hiding your sins."

"If you can't run, you crawl. If you can't crawl-- you find someone to carry you."

"If you're going to make a science fiction movie, then have a hover craft chase, for God's sake."