"Everyone has their first date and the object is to hide your flaws. And then you're in a relationship, and it's all about hiding your disappointment. And then, once you're married, it's about hiding your sins."
"Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck."
"There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that."
"Why anybody gets my sense of humor I never know, but I do know that when they do, I keep them as close as I possibly can."
"I never write anything without humor, just because I like humor, but at the same time, it is a way for anything fantastical to become relatable."
"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."