More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."
"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."
"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."
"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."
"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."