"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"
"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."
"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."
"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."
"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."
"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."