More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."
"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."
"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."
"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."
"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."