More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"
"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."
"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."
"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."
"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."