More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."
"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."
"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."
"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."
"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."