Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy,... - Benjamin Franklin

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria."

"If a man could have half of his wishes, he would double his troubles."

"He that can have patience can have what he will."

"I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."

"Games lubricate the body and mind."