More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."
"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."
"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."
"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."
"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."