Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andre... - Beryl Dov

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."