More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"
"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."
"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."
"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."
"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."