More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"
"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."
"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."
"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."
"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."