More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."
"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."
"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."
"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"
"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."