Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine. - Beryl Dov

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."