More quotes by Beryl Dov

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."
"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"
"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."
"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"
"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."