"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."
"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."
"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."
"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."
"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."
"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."