More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."
"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."
"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."
"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."
"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."