More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."
"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."
"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."
"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."