More quotes by Beryl Dov

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."
"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."
"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."
"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."
"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."