"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."
"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."
"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."
"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."
"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."
"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."