More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."
"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."
"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."
"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."
"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."