More quotes by Beryl Dov

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."
"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."
"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."
"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."
"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."