Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear... - Hunter S. Thompson

"I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side."

"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours."

"A word to the wise is infuriating."

"America...just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable"

"Call on God, but row away from the rocks."