More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."
"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."
"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."
"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."
"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."