"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."
"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."
"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."
"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."
"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."
"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."