More quotes by Sam Levenson

"Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together."
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button."
"Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together."
"Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others."
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button."