More quotes by Sam Levenson

"Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together."
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button."
"Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together."
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button."
"For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone."