"Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others."
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button."
"For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone."
"Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together."
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button."
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button."