More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."
"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."
"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."
"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."
"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."