More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."
"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."
"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."
"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."
"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"