More quotes by Beryl Dov

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."
"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."
"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."
"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."
"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."