Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together i... - Beryl Dov
"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."
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"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."
"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."
"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"
"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."
"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."