How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a da... - Beryl Dov
"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."
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"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."
"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."
"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."
"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."
"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."