How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a da... - Beryl Dov

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."