Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-fa... - Beryl Dov
"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."
More quotes by Beryl Dov
"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."
"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."
"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."
"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."
"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."