Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-fa... - Beryl Dov
"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."
More quotes by Beryl Dov
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"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."
"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."
"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."
"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."